whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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