The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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