You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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