i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Slut skills are useful in every country.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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