talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Randomize