Grow some girl-balls and come out already
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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