So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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