Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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