Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
i've created a new STD.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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