Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
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