Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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