He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
We had sex on a dog bed..
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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