Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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