real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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