I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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