Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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