Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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