hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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