So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
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