Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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