I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
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