No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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