try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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