y did u give ur computer a hand job?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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