I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Randomize
