"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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