Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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