why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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