I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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