i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
well I can't set my house on fire every night
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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