i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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