just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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