this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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