i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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