I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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