sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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