ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Randomize
