Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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