I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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