Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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