goodnight i made you a song goodbye
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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