Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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