I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
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