Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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