They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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