I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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