How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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