I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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