I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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