Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Randomize
