the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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