just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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