i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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