The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
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