He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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