This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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