friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
i believe in u and ur pee
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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