I just made out with a guy for $7.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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