girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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