i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
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