do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Randomize