if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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