last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Sorry my hands just texted you
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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