babies were throwing up all over the place
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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