I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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